Elliot Harmon @elliot@wrestling.social

Maybe there will finally be Timothy Thatcher merchandise. http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-sign-timothy-thatcher

I'm weirdly... excited for Edge vs. Orton? I always find Orton's match at Wrestlemania to be the most boring one of the night, but this one feels big.

Wow! McIntyre just made me actually excited for Wrestlemania.

It's weird that Maggle is saying Royal Rumble entrants' names before their theme music even hits. Sorta underscores that in the modern era, the RR isn't about the surprise entrants anymore.

That was a weird waste of John Morrison's return.

Part of why this Rusev/Lashley/Lana thing is so stupid is because there's no way for it to end, no match that could provide a satisfying conclusion. Vince thinks he's writing The Sopranos but he's actually writing Passions.

Bryan and The Fiend are good together. Also, I'm glad they're not doing the red light for all of The Fiend's matches anymore.

It's weird how few of the memorable parts of the women's rumble involved Charlotte in any way.

Shotzi!!!

Quite a showing for Bianca Belair. I bet she'll be on the main roster before the next ppv.

Watching Royal Rumble on delay

PETA really can fuck itself.

Remember: If you request a patdown and it takes the TSA agent more than ten minutes to get to you, you get a free order of waffle fries. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

TSA agent looks at an Asian woman's passport and says, "She looks like a doll in her passport photo." Second agent says, "They all do."

Remember that Oscars where everyone spoke against the war and then Michael Moore got booed for speaking against the war? That was weird.

Vegetarian restaurants don't need posters about how you should be a vegetarian. We already are. Put up math puzzles or something.

At least it looked pretty.